General Mattis Horrified To Learn US Nuclear System Still Uses Floppy Disks

General Mattis has ordered an update on US nuclear systems after learning that some of the systems still use floppy disks.

US Secretary of Defense James Mattis has ordered the military to immediately review the US’s overall nuclear weapons policy document after learning that weapons systems in the nuclear arsenal are over six decades old and some still run on floppy disk.

Before President Trump took office, he tweeted that the US “must greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability until such times as the world comes to its senses regarding nukes.”

After taking office Defense Secretary James Mattis was disgusted to learn that decades of deferring modernization mean that some long-range bombers are more than 60 years old, certain control and command systems still run on eight-inch floppy disks and some intercontinental ballistic missile silos have fallen into disuse and disrepair.

Today, Secretary Mattis directed the commencement of the review, [Nuclear Posture Review], which will be led by the deputy secretary of defense and the vice chairman of the joint chiefs of staff, and include interagency partners,” Pentagon spokesperson Dana White said in a statement Monday.

The process will culminate in a final report to the president by the end of the year.

The Pentagon is preparing to spend billions of dollars over the next 15 years to modernize and purchase the new B-21 bomber, an updated fleet of nuclear submarines, and new intercontinental ballistic missiles, as well as new command and control capabilities, according to Defense News.

According to a report by the U.S. Government Accountability Office (GAO), the Pentagon is under orders to urgently modernize its floppy systems – which currently coordinate intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMs), nuclear bombers and tanker support aircraft – by the end of 2017.

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  • John C Carleton

    I am horrified to discover that these homicidal bloodsucking zionist parasites from Sodom and Gomorrah on the Potomac are still planning on blowing up the earth and humanity with it.

  • SpidermanVitamin

    If the u.s. nuclear arsenal is really so outdated, then wouldn’t that be something a defence Secretary would want to keep hush hush?

  • Bill

    On a positive note, they stayed with floppy discs because the technology is so old that they can’t be hacked.

  • BorgOvermind .

    What’s wrong with FDs ?