More People Killed By Hillary Clinton Than By Sharks In Last 25 Years

Humans have an inbuilt fear and distrust of sharks, much like the voting public's instinctive response to Hillary Clinton. This primal fear of sharks and Clinton may be well founded, according to researchers, as sharks and Clinton combined have killed over 75 people on American soil and in American waters since 1990.

Humans have an inbuilt fear and distrust of sharks, much like the voting public’s instinctive response to Hillary Clinton.

This primal fear of sharks and Clinton may be well founded, according to researchers, as sharks and Clinton combined have killed over 75 people on American soil and in American waters since 1990.

Clinton has the edge over sharks in the deadly predator stakes, with the failed Democratic presidential candidate allegedly bumping off 46 adversaries since 1990, while sharks have only accounted for 29 in that time.

Becoming a deadlier predator than sharks is impressive, considering there are hundreds of thousands of sharks operating in American waters, but there is only one Hillary Clinton. This means the former Secretary of State is hundreds of thousands of times deadlier than your average shark.

Everybody is talking about Hillary Clinton being above the law, after the FBI recommended against charges despite having enough evidence to indict and convict – but keen Clinton observers are compiling lists of the adversaries she has had silenced.

According to private detectives, Hillary’s most recent hit was Seth Rich, who was killed for leaking DNC emails to WikiLeaks and swinging the election against Hillary.

Before that she did away with John Ashe, the former United Nations General Assembly President, who was about to testify against her. Musclebound Ashe met his fate in a “bizarre gym accident” – crushed to death by a barbell to the neck.

Later on the same day he died Ashe was due to testify about Hillary’s links to Ng Lap Seng, a Chinese businessman who had been implicated in the 1996 “China-gate” scandal for funneling illegal donations to Bill Clinton’s re-election fund.

In contrast, sharks have not killed anyone in the US since April 2015 when a tiger shark mauled a snorkeller at a popular surfing spot known as ‘The Dumps’ near Makena, Maui.

The Clinton body count is extensive. While sharks only have one method of killing their prey, a close study of Hillary’s body count reveals she favors airplane crashes and “suicides” (of the two bullets to the back of the head kind).

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The Clinton body count has been around for over 20 years starting with the first registered death in 1977 of Suzanne Coleman, a twenty six year old woman who allegedly had an affair with Bill Clinton and was pregnant with his child. She would have been a star witness during the Clinton impeachment trials.

And don’t forget Clinton White House Council Vince Foster, who was found dead in Ft. Marcy Park in Washington, D.C. He supposedly killed himself with a shotgun by shooting himself twice in the back, and was found a few days later with a suitcase that contained a shredded suicide note.

Foster knew the Clintons from his time at Rose Law Firm in Arkansas, and had intimate details of the Clinton’s financial situation. Apparently, he made a phone call to Hillary Clinton just hours before his death. The person who found him with two bullets in his back never saw a gun.

An anonymous FBI insider who recently did an AMA (Ask Me Anything) with 4chan, admitted that Hillary’s enemies often “have a habit of dying” and the exact same can be said of shark’s adversaries – if you are in their territory, flapping about like a wounded seal, they will take you out, silence you, and make absolutely certain you will never be able to testify in court.

Baxter Dmitry

Baxter Dmitry

Baxter Dmitry is a writer at Your News Wire. He covers politics, business and entertainment. Speaking truth to power since he learned to talk, Baxter has travelled in over 80 countries and won arguments in every single one. Live without fear.
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  • Sabayon Nynn

    wow Wow WOW. . . Since you put it that way

  • http://www.masterplumbers.com/plumbers/tieger/ Sylvan Tieger

    Double standards are alive and well. America has the best federal law enforcement leaders money can buy

  • http://jamessssmith.com/2015/04/04/john-woodman-an-epilogue/ James Smith

    Mrs. Hillary Clinton is 100% guilty of Christian genocide. She may have murdered people like Vince Foster but I can’t prove it. May have been a hoax for a deep cover ploy?

    Mr. Foster could’ve entered into their witness protection program? Trying to make a fool of anyone who would claim she murder Vince Foster?

    What I can incontrovertibly prove is Mrs. Hillary Clinton is 100% a mass murderer and that’s a prima facie fact… https://jamessssmith.com/2015/04/04/john-woodman-an-epilogue/

  • MaryTormey

    Dig deeper, look at the policy of selling off our rights to the healthcare industry. It is disgusting, hospitals parade sick fiduciary abuse victims, and ask for more money. The risks of Chemotherapy for children, do not outway the benefits because it can lead to other cancers and is not proven effective in treating most cancers. Also consider the fact that unnecessary profits are at the expense of both victims and honest quality treatment.

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  • Ric

    When she laughs, she looks like Jack Nicholson’s JOKER from the first Batman. Someone put up a side by side