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Putin Is Advised By Aliens Says Labour Politician

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A North Yorkshire Councillor has revealed that the President of Russia is taking his advice from E.T’s.

The Aliens called Nordics are responsible for the Ukraine crisis,says Labour politician Simon Parkes, a councillor in Whitby, who claims they have Intelligence  and technology on par with the U.S.A.

Parkes has blamed his marriage difficulties on extra terrestrial sex he had previously with one E.T.

He also describes his mother  in a channel 4 documentary  as a 9ft green alien. 

The Express Reports:  The 53-year-old, who claims to have been visited by extra-terrestrials ever since being inside
his mother’s womb, said the correspondence between Putin and the Nordics “is on par with America”
during a Q&A session in Wallsend, North Tyneside.

He said: ” Putin had been part of a group advised by reptiles. Nordics made the counter offer to
Putin.

“The technology the Nordics are giving to Putin is on par with America.”

Speaking to an audience of around 30 listeners at The Vault, the father-of-three continued: “The
Nordics have told Putin he no longer has to toe the American line, hence his resistance.”

 

 

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