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Putin: We Will Capture ISIS, Even If They’re On The Toilet

Vladimir Putin vows to catch ISIS, even if they're sitting on the toilet!

Russian President Vladimir Putin has said that he intends to relentlessly pursue ISIS everywhere they go, including the toilet. 

The Russian leader said to a reporter recently, “We are going to pursue terrorists everywhere. If they are in the airport, we will pursue them in the airport. And if we capture them in the toilet, then we will waste them in the outhouse. … The issue has been resolved once and for all.”

Russia-insider.com reports:

If you think this is empty talk, think again: Russia’s air force just used its nuclear bombers to lay waste to a major stronghold of the Islamic State. The details:

The Russian air force just pulled off one of the biggest and most complex heavy bomber missions in modern history—sending no fewer than 25 Backfire, Bear, and Blackjack bombers on a coordinated, long-range air raid against alleged ISIS forces in Syria.

Ladies and gentlemen: Vladimir Putin.

Now here’s your obligatory Putin rap: